I'm an idiot.

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
04/16/2014 at 22:56 • Filed to: None

have an Alfa 164 Q4 front wheel for your time..

gah. fuck. stupid. drunk. me = dumbass. ex GF is kinda awesome, but I still pine for the other woman. Ex emails me shit about cars, I say "cool" we get into email chain she emails back shit about Labyrinth, all I can think about is the chick who's currently dating my doppleganger (my best friend for the last 7 years... (her, not the dude, he's my doppleganger...clarity and all that../ ha! clarity. too drink for that shit...) loves Labyrinth and digs on David Bowie as Jareth's package... I'm messed up dude. messed up. ignore this shit. I'm drunk and sick and fuuuuuuuck.

DISCUSSION (25)

Your boy, BJR > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:01

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:04

Work it out and make what you want happen. But first ^^^

ttyymmnn > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:06

I'll keep this tab open so we can remind you about this in the morning.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/16/2014 at 23:09

I'm tryin'

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:10

Haha, get some rest and clear your mind. Do what you have to do tomorrow.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn
04/16/2014 at 23:10

haha, good man.

Your boy, BJR > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/16/2014 at 23:13

I'm sorry, but the original mix is WAAAAYYYYY better!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:18

/passout

thedevilinside > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/16/2014 at 23:27

Step 1 when getting fairly intoxicated: Phone off.

thebigbossyboss > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:10

Is it a drunkover or a hangover?

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 11:10

Well, I drank plenty of water, so the hangover is pretty much non-existant. The stupid is still here though. :P

I've got two Exs on my tail... both of whoom I broke it off with because of my unrequited feelings for my best friend (who is currently dating me with more hair and more ADD and a snowboard instead of skis. I'm not even kidding, it would be funny if it weren't so ridiculous. Red beard, same height and build, he even wears the same damn glasses and drives a tiny, brightly colored hatchback....) one of which kinda sort of maybe might be trying to move closer to me...

The BF and I have been "almost there" and then she ran away saying she's bad at relationships and didn't want to ruin what we had and I was probably the person she cared about most in the world, but that it could never be what I wanted, and downgrades her responses to my texts and emails (perfectly reasonable), and yet the minute I express interest in other women she's suddenly all "So, what're you up to? How's things? Oh yeah, *NAME REDACTED* is busy this weekend, want to go skiing?" or similar... and then we hang out and have a REALLY GOOD TIME, like a FUCKING BLAST, and she gets that look of fear in her eye and runs away again...

Welcome to offtopic 101.

ttyymmnn > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:20

Goodness. Makes me glad to be happily married.

Third paragraph, 4th line: he or she? It makes a difference....

Lekker > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:22

Sounds like you are having a fun time choosing. By all means, I wish you the best of luck.

We need an offtopic section to file this stuff to. I like reading it and knowing what goes on with the other Opponauts other than just cars.

thebigbossyboss > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:35

It took me a while to understand this, but man, that's a lot of drama.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > thebigbossyboss
04/17/2014 at 11:43

It's going on 8 years now.

We both end up SignifficantOthering up and then one or the other of us breaks up with the SI and the other soon follows -she and I have both been first and second about equaly... and we hang out all the time, and it's great, and then I get up the nerve to mention my feelings for her again and then she runs away, having maybe or maybe not fooled arround a little bit first.

This is like the fifth cycle of it at this point.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 11:45

not sure which part you have a Q about? I see well-defined gendered pronouns...?

ttyymmnn > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:46

Just inconsistent. Making sure it's not a typo. Certainly not judging.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 11:54

No, I'm just curious, I'm re-reading it and it all makes sense to me: My Best Friend (who I've been in love with for years) is a female, she's dating a dude (who honnestly, if we were both wearing hats so you couldn't see my bald spot, you'd have a hard time telling from me at 20 feet), both Exs are also female, *NAME REDACTED* is the dude she's currently dating... was that the confusion?

ttyymmnn > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 11:57

It reads (to me) like you have unrequited feelings for your best friend who is a dude.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 12:04

without anteceedents, pronouns can get a little sketchy ;)

ttyymmnn > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
04/17/2014 at 12:09

It's why English teachers always bitch about ambiguous pronoun reference.

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 15:12

This is what I thought also.

ttyymmnn > thebigbossyboss
04/17/2014 at 15:15

Good. Then it's not me.

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn
04/17/2014 at 15:17

I had to reread it quite a few times. Mind you, he wrote it when drunk, so there's that.

ttyymmnn > thebigbossyboss
04/17/2014 at 15:20

Yeah, but our discussion about it took place today when he was sober(er). I guess it's a case where it makes perfect sense to you, but maybe not somebody else. Ambiguous pronoun reference FTW.